The Republic of Durrnil Cards is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.551 billion Durrnil Cardsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.4%.

The thriving Durrnil Cardsian economy, worth 220 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,407 cards, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, and the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Durrnil Cards's national animal is the cards, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Durrnil Cards is ranked 124,551^st in the world and 9^th in Trading Cards for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,572.81 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.