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The Democratic Republic of DutchNETHERLANDS

“Freedom and democracy against islam”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Nipper

Location: Lazarus

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DutchNETHERLANDS

Population9.752 billion

CapitalArnhem
FaithChristianity

CurrencyGulden
AnimalLion

The Democratic Republic of DutchNETHERLANDS is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.752 billion DutchNETHERLANDSians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arnhem. The average income tax rate is 43.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient DutchNETHERLANDSian economy, worth a remarkable 2,272 trillion Guldens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 233,025 Guldens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave, and town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. Crime is totally unknown. DutchNETHERLANDS's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

DutchNETHERLANDS is ranked 180,531st in the world and 4,218th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 76.6130759676 days.

Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 511thLargest Retail Industry: 1,947thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,497thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,506thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,723rdTop
5%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,305thLargest Mining Sector: 3,452ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,813thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,922ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,279thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,380thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,488thSmartest Citizens: 5,569thHighest Average Incomes: 6,613thFattest Citizens: 7,380thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,811thMost Cultured: 7,907thMost Developed: 9,240thHighest Economic Output: 10,396thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,291stLargest Black Market: 11,612thMost Efficient Economies: 11,817thMost Secular: 12,003rdTop
10%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 15,319thHighest Food Quality: 17,043rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,388thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,656thLargest Governments: 20,602ndMost Patriotic: 22,433rdMost Inclusive: 25,267thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,344thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27,630th
Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 96th in the regionTop
5%
Most Rebellious Youth: 128th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 144th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 156th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 159th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 170th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 181st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 208th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 236th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 262nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 269th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 279th in the regionMost Politically Free: 292nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 362nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 378th in the regionMost Cultured: 412th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 438th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 471st in the regionTop
10%
Most Developed: 541st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 619th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 652nd in the regionMost Secular: 699th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 953rd in the regionNudest: 1,011th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,025th in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,027th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in DutchNETHERLANDS, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : DutchNETHERLANDS was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in DutchNETHERLANDS, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
  • : Following new legislation in DutchNETHERLANDS, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • : Following new legislation in DutchNETHERLANDS, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse.
  • : Following new legislation in DutchNETHERLANDS, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday.
  • : DutchNETHERLANDS was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : DutchNETHERLANDS was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : DutchNETHERLANDS's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in DutchNETHERLANDS, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".

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