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The Mystical Isles of Dutchyland

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Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The North Pacific



Population16.607 billion



The Mystical Isles of Dutchyland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Dutchy with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, digital currency, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.607 billion Dutchylandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutchopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dutchylandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,366 trillion Dutchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 323,120 Dutchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, and boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutchyland's national animal is the Dutchay, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dutchyland is ranked 154,272nd in the world and 7,867th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -11.66 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 34thSafest: 40thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 41stMost Pacifist: 45thMost Developed: 45thMost Advanced Public Transport: 49thHighest Average Tax Rates: 53rdLongest Average Lifespans: 59thMost Advanced Public Education: 59thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 68thLeast Corrupt Governments: 80thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 82ndLargest Governments: 84thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 85thMost Compassionate Citizens: 91stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 94thMost Beautiful Environments: 95thHealthiest Citizens: 97thNicest Citizens: 115thLowest Crime Rates: 121stMost Subsidized Industry: 148thBest Weather: 155thMost Cultured: 158thSmartest Citizens: 171stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 221stMost Inclusive: 222ndHighest Poor Incomes: 276thMost Efficient Economies: 398thMost Influential: 416thMost Cheerful Citizens: 531stLargest Publishing Industry: 656thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 814thMost Secular: 899thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,117thHighest Average Incomes: 1,233rdHighest Economic Output: 1,308thTop
Most Stationary: 4,129thTop
Largest Populations: 7,924thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,620thMost Income Equality: 10,886thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,795th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 34th in the regionMost Secular: 37th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 41st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 44th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 100th in the regionMost Stationary: 103rd in the regionMost Influential: 133rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 181st in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 470th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 499th in the regionMost Income Equality: 503rd in the region

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