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The Mystical Isles of Dutchyland

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Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The North Pacific



Population18.849 billion



The Mystical Isles of Dutchyland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dutchy with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.849 billion Dutchylandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dutchopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dutchylandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,193 trillion Dutchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 328,587 Dutchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, and space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Dutchyland. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutchyland's national animal is the Dutchay, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dutchyland is ranked 478th in the world and 149th in The North Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 140,803 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Largest Welfare Programs: 33rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 39thSafest: 48thMost Advanced Public Transport: 49thMost Pacifist: 56thMost Advanced Public Education: 57thHighest Average Tax Rates: 62ndMost Developed: 68thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 73rdLongest Average Lifespans: 82ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 86thLargest Governments: 93rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 93rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 97thMost Beautiful Environments: 99thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 99thHealthiest Citizens: 102ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 107thNicest Citizens: 126thLowest Crime Rates: 132ndBest Weather: 162ndMost Cultured: 188thSmartest Citizens: 188thMost Subsidized Industry: 211thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 255thMost Inclusive: 261stHighest Poor Incomes: 474thMost Influential: 478thMost Efficient Economies: 482ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 532ndMost Secular: 580thLargest Publishing Industry: 734thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,022ndHighest Economic Output: 1,218thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,340thHighest Average Incomes: 1,470thTop
Most Stationary: 3,793rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,907thLargest Populations: 7,615thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,839thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,436th
Largest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 24th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 26th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 26th in the regionMost Secular: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 59th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 68th in the regionMost Stationary: 84th in the regionLargest Populations: 89th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 149th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 194th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 387th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 449th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 455th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 838th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dutchyland was endorsed by The Empire of Brsil.
  • : Dutchyland was endorsed by The New Potato Empire of Comfed.
  • : Dutchyland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Dutchyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Syria".
  • : Dutchyland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pedagogical Freedom".
  • : Following new legislation in Dutchyland, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Dutchyland.
  • : Following new legislation in Dutchyland, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Dutchyland, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in Dutchyland, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Dutchyland, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 367 » Former English Colony, Yaorozu, Selfgradatude, Elevation, The Teddy, Great Bights Mum, Unimaginable Doom, New Lakemba, Wineclaw, Nationalist Peoples Party, Fengate, Necromonia, Ultima Terra, Notyoutopia, Xentherida, Sunto, Frances Francis the First of France, Highton Islands, Corfad, The Isle of Grossmania, Kelvaros Prime, Esplandia, Manticore utopia, Walter Jackson, French Bananastan, Sil Dorsett, Holy Oranz, Malta Comino Gozo, Siwale, Ice and Tinian, Alice Gardens, The Galactic Triumvirate, Panama Coalition, New Chilokver, PlanetPunk, Cloydicia, SORT, Pallaith, Ilisseia, Kwaj, Holy Marcus Empire, Puczovska, Unsophisticate, Koda-Land, Diodone, Zokk, Zeternia, Yukti, Choistan, The Iron Lions, and 317 others.Buckerino, Acrabinnia, The Austro Germanic Union, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Humptalumpta, Azzarel, Pasargad, The Syca, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Vexilia, Pleroma Sans Romans, Arimbia, Phoronu, Felpolandia, East Supple Lund, Easternryke, Shibutani, Potatolandium, Viridiann, Soviet Terran, Free Culture, Govornia, Empy, New Trisone, United Draconia, The Gamer Party, Whereisthatistan, Ethnon, Fizban, Hyperbanus, Maott, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, El Fiji Grande, Wilkshire, Arstungry, Amestris-Britannia, Dar es Saalam, Dopeland420, Avemterra, Zeno-sama, The Discipled, Tarr-Nation, Kobagia, Rosewood-, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, Cinnibar, Gurou, United Kahndaq, Niradans, Votak Matim, Shadowrik, Sundred, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Omnistria, Dreadton, Kasazzastan, Valhalla123, Guer Aike, Napnomadia, The Windmilluminati, Bearical, Ninjak30, Zumlandia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Joodey, The Sinclarian Provinces, Revolutionary Sealand, Dyrenell, Solmetria, The Stratosphere Islands, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Haor Chall, Astronomical, Nakayo, Centromuria, 1 very fast endotarter, Loutsland, Newam, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Solidair, Astrind, Orado, Ajibola, Glurponia, Wisconsota, Runeda, Daiz, The Tampa Bay Rays, New Octicarg, Vernest Quill, McMasterdonia, Gilakistan, Faircliff, Tachycardia, Moanapo, Solskjar, Gnomewatchers, PotatoFarmers, Clan Spaniel, Kranostav, Xagill, Pazair, Seenvorland, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Ravendi, Newpromisedland, Interdimensional Zone, Godwanna, Anungu, Serendipita Martia, Preble, Vathnutum, Toshavo III, Valentine Z, Praeceps, Fendlium, Volstokn, States of Asra, East Akra, Loli County, Hamerica, Fayyayid, Merconitonitopia, Dakota Territories, Wit Noreis, The New Communist Republic Of States, MiaryBhalzhack, Yokciq Empire, The Endless Eventide, Abonland, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Olofin, New Jamgra, Logovets, Saint Alaric, Naziztan, The Lancerian Empire, Crader, Aeolist, Noesantara, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Zecit, Antiyard, Varola, Avastate, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Greater New America, Schnuftelland, Nationeer, The Pantheons, The Serdey Islands, Korovan Isles, Westinor, Prydania, Fauzjhia, Oceanialia, Greater Pittsburgh, The Ricebenders, Frostcell, Sikol, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Saperisole, Zzozona, Hopsin, Gautania, Upper Britain, Carlinland, I Like Killing people, Libertania Democratica, Sevinland, Maynilan, Simone Republic, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Calabash Protectorate, Czechnin, Ofrettia, Polihy, Camikistan, Asoc lon, Railroad Crossing, El Emayo, Mimia, Ihsan, Kocherian, Saint Lucas And Lower Nielto, Smesh, Memenaide, Innocentic, Pizza Squared, Seanat, Cowbridge, Brocheland, Rafiland, Brucklania, Mystiquelle, U S Eh, Entecavir, Workubalia, Diplomasqi, Tanushland, Arichia, Kingdom Of Manaf, Principia Mathematica, Eywaan, East Natomes, Nouvelle-Floride, Caselpania, Soughts Souble, Cabaifer, Xyrron, Gin Tonic, Lordelles, Pokemanland, Pigeonstan, Madjack, Buckhem, Kragsgale, Xipher, Yalkan, Feelonia, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, Andexia, New Spina Nitedold, Nichigo Sebe, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Dangine, Harjad, R libanon, State of Rand, Karakalpak Republic, Disunited Earth, Heilhum Imperius, Hardscrabble, Warancia, Draconian Progression, Neu-Galicia, Lulubellia, Frahnkzaden, Cartures, Tyirza, Aerilia, Cosmosplosion, Cretox State, Morover, Rimausean, Northern Gulebird, An Identity Crisis, Multius, Aruvicion, Outer Shenendoah, Gendirt, Glanst, Erubetia, Elvoreto, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Chips and Guac, Jestings, Navsland, Rozarus, Magna Banitia, Kenaniahistan, Nuevo Navarre, Why Seriously, Ofira, Sisang, Cereskia, Estados Sanikistas Federales, Sopernia, A Die, Fitchy, A Salmon Named Harold, The Union of Rwanda, Boston Castle, Kureizen, Miamington, Mekine, Upper East Antarctica, Holy Empire Of Greater Bavaria, The Clever Crow, Jerzykowo, Republica Guilleana, Southern Ryland, New Ecronentia, Sitero, Aoncarpa, Levoth, Venicea, Dai Nippon Yamato, Pytong, Mardessa, Religioncord, Lubi Islands, Voles Ang, Great Robertia, Riechelburg, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Harmonypine, Arloria, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Sardona, Animu Place, The Unified Missourtama States, Ozstan, Caffeinetopia, and Brsil.

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