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The Pink Pony Playtime Paradise of Dyllypoly

“Twirling in the Starlight”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Fair
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Dyllypoly

Population8.945 billion

CapitalNuevo Anor
LeaderDyl Kyosson
FaithZyonnism

CurrencyRose
AnimalCow

The Pink Pony Playtime Paradise of Dyllypoly is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dyl Kyosson with a fair hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.945 billion Dyllians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuevo Anor. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Dyllic economy, worth 302 trillion Roses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery. Average income is 33,816 Roses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, refugees from other nations are flocking to Dyllypoly's border, and fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dyllypoly's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zyonnism.

Dyllypoly is ranked 254,174th in the world and 6,416th in the Rejected Realms for Most Conservative, scoring 28.75 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 6,149thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,842ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,628thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,320thMost Influential: 13,566thNicest Citizens: 13,601stTop
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Most Pacifist: 16,026thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,379thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,948thBest Weather: 20,369thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,217thMost Rebellious Youth: 23,370thMost Inclusive: 24,592ndSafest: 24,853rdMost Income Equality: 25,645thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28,144thMost Cheerful Citizens: 28,654thMost Secular: 29,058th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 159th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 212th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 232nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 290th in the regionNicest Citizens: 308th in the regionMost Stationary: 357th in the regionMost Influential: 364th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 375th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 405th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 422nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 430th in the regionBest Weather: 493rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 504th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 542nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 549th in the regionSafest: 554th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 616th in the regionMost Secular: 650th in the regionMost Income Equality: 708th in the region

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