The Pink Zombie Holy Paradise of Dyllypoly is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Dyl Kyosson with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.404 billion Dyllians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuevo Anor. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Dyllic economy, worth 42.8 trillion Roses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery. Average income is 30,460 Roses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, and sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dyllypoly's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zyonnism.

Dyllypoly is ranked 235,138^th in the world and 7,286^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -11.03 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.