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The Ranellian Monarchy of Dytarma

“Tumach zuleb.” Elias I and III von Bulan

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Solid Kingdom

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Dytarma

Population19.592 billion

CapitalRane
LeaderElias I and III von Bulan
FaithDytarmism

CurrencyDyt
AnimalHawk

The Ranellian Monarchy of Dytarma is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Elias I and III von Bulan with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.592 billion Dytarmen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rane. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Dytarmish economy, worth a remarkable 4,997 trillion Dyts a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 255,076 Dyts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough', Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing, starry-eyed convention goers have their heads in the clouds, and medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Dytarma's national animal is the Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dytarmism.

Dytarma is ranked 5,204th in the world and 1st in Solid Kingdom for Highest Average Incomes, with 255,076.2 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 280thMost Subsidized Industry: 301stLargest Black Market: 595thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 830thMost Valuable International Artwork: 871stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,241stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,251stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,478thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,835thMost Efficient Economies: 2,857thTop
5%
Highest Economic Output: 3,542ndMost Influential: 4,128thHighest Crime Rates: 4,250thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,322ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,204thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,374thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,475thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,544thLargest Governments: 6,228thMost Stationary: 6,582ndNudest: 7,251stLargest Retail Industry: 9,482ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,734thMost Devout: 11,482ndMost Inclusive: 12,352ndMost Developed: 12,664thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,137thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,265thMost Cultured: 13,493rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,598thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,097thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,765thTop
10%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 16,661stLargest Populations: 18,808thHighest Food Quality: 19,628thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,080thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,488thLargest Mining Sector: 24,959thSmartest Citizens: 25,224thMost Authoritarian: 28,266thMost Patriotic: 31,043rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dytarma, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Dytarma, starry-eyed convention goers have their heads in the clouds.
  • : Following new legislation in Dytarma, Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Dytarma, the government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough'.
  • : Following new legislation in Dytarma, citizenship applications are processed in the time it takes to smile and say "next, please".
  • : Following new legislation in Dytarma, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.
  • : Following new legislation in Dytarma, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Dytarma, estate agents justify funky smells by revealing how often the previous owners showered.
  • : Dytarma was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Dytarma was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and the Top 10% for Most Patriotic.

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