The Corporate Imperium of Dyzistrolux is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Eetrab the Unspoken with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 26.707 billion Idiots live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Væbauron Prime. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Idiotic economy, worth an astonishing 15,092 trillion Hopes and Dreams of Everyday Peoples a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 565,117 Hopes and Dreams of Everyday Peoples, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,293,045 per year while the poor average 5,085, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

Idiotic athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold, and military training involves more video games than push-ups. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dyzistrolux's national animal is the The The, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Corporatism.

Dyzistrolux is ranked 315,019^th in the world and 2^nd in Eetrador for Most Primitive, scoring -971.46 on the Scary Big Number Scale.