The Republic of Eagle Unions is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by USS Enterprise with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.947 billion Americans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The average income tax rate is 40.1%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 1,124 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 189,148 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs, children usually cry on their first day of school, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, and pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eagle Unions's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eagle Unions is ranked 169,160^th in the world and 9^th in Londynium Naval Treaty for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 1,791.02 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.