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The Queendom of Earth Dragonia

“Glory to dragonkind”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The Rejected Pacific

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Earth Dragonia

Population8.579 billion

CurrencyDragon Coins
AnimalValkyria

The Queendom of Earth Dragonia is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, disturbing lack of elderly people, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.579 billion Dragons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 41.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Earth Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,174 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 253,482 Dragon Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, and Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Earth Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Earth Dragonia is ranked 40,645th in the world and 28th in The Rejected Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,106.13184763072 days.

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1%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 264thMost Devout: 772ndMost Patriotic: 1,053rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,081stLargest Mining Sector: 1,266thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,143rdLargest Black Market: 3,888thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,197thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,492ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,626thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,652ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,992ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,123rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,586thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,221stNudest: 6,513thHealthiest Citizens: 8,383rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,430thMost Avoided: 8,595thMost Efficient Economies: 9,170thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,490thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,327thHighest Economic Output: 11,024thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,448thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,585thTop
10%
Smartest Citizens: 16,673rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,153rdMost Subsidized Industry: 19,965thLargest Governments: 22,070thMost Influential: 24,638th
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Nudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionTop
5%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Stationary: 28th in the regionMost Avoided: 29th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Populations: 34th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 40th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 46th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 51st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 54th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Earth Dragonia, Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Earth Dragonia, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés.
  • : Following new legislation in Earth Dragonia, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Earth Dragonia, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Earth Dragonia, newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words'.
  • : Following new legislation in Earth Dragonia, wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Earth Dragonia, the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games.
  • : Following new legislation in Earth Dragonia, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Earth Dragonia, it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions.
  • : Following new legislation in Earth Dragonia, Jennifer Government is banned.

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