Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: Canada
Population | 43.314 billion |
Capital | Montreal |
Leader | Prime Minister |
Faith | none |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | unicorn |
The Commonwealth of East Canuck is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 43.314 billion Canuckers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Montreal. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient East Canuckian economy, worth a remarkable 3,718 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,846 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
White strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, and visiting the best East Canuckian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Canuck's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.
East Canuck is ranked 18,051st in the world and 50th in Canada for Most Stationary, with 1,690.22198770168 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in East Canuck, visiting the best East Canuckian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
- : Following new legislation in East Canuck, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
- : Following new legislation in East Canuck, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
- : Following new legislation in East Canuck, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits.
- : Following new legislation in East Canuck, one can wake up in East Canuck and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in East Canuck, soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued.
- : Following new legislation in East Canuck, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to East Canuck as a reminder of their "special relationship".
- : Following new legislation in East Canuck, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
- : Following new legislation in East Canuck, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
- : East Canuck voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 11 » Parkplace, Maple Islands, Devil Heart, Cowland5, New Vinland, Stormaen, Almonaster Nuevo, SetiCrunchers, Newfoundland and Gaspesie, Cliyf Drines, and Grananthaia.