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The Former Card Farmer Republic of East Card Farm 3

“Don’t worry I will keep this classification”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The Transitionists

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East Card Farm 3

Population9.704 billion

Currencygqjcan
Animalfigdetrasyplol

The Former Card Farmer Republic of East Card Farm 3 is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 9.704 billion East Card Farm 3ians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.0%.

The thriving East Card Farm 3ian economy, worth 479 trillion gqjcans a year, is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 49,410 gqjcans, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 263,599 per year while the poor average 4,867, a ratio of 54.2 to 1.

Indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits, a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback, and the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Card Farm 3's national animal is the figdetrasyplol, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

East Card Farm 3 is ranked 88,505th in the world and 62nd in The Transitionists for Most Stationary, with 514.59603871388 days.

Top
5%
Largest Mining Sector: 14,283rdTop
10%
Most Pacifist: 17,417thMost Conservative: 21,766thMost Ignorant Citizens: 25,311thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 28,902ndMost Pro-Market: 29,527th
Top
1%
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionTop
5%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionTop
10%
Most Pro-Market: 13th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Conservative: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : East Card Farm 3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : East Card Farm 3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : East Card Farm 3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : East Card Farm 3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : East Card Farm 3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : East Card Farm 3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : East Card Farm 3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : East Card Farm 3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : East Card Farm 3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : East Card Farm 3 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.

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