Category: Iron Fist Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Basket Case |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: The Transitionists
Population | 9.575 billion |
Currency | efasssa |
Animal | sssssssssssssssssss |
The Somewhat Inactive Republic of East Card Farm 4 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 9.575 billion East Card Farm 4ians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 58.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but stagnant East Card Farm 4ian economy, worth 184 trillion efasssas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 19,294 efasssas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, children are raised bilingual from an early age, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Card Farm 4's national animal is the sssssssssssssssssss, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
East Card Farm 4 is ranked 88,516th in the world and 63rd in The Transitionists for Most Stationary, with 514.59573315852 days.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
- : East Card Farm 4 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : East Card Farm 4 was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Federal Federated Republic of 278, curing 66 million infected.
- : East Card Farm 4 was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The United States of Red Tomatoes, curing 90 million infected.
- : East Card Farm 4 was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Confederacy of Capital Punishment, curing 159 million infected.
- : East Card Farm 4 was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Centrist Empire of Liberal Conservative Ra, curing 173 million infected.
- : East Card Farm 4 was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Principality of Embrace Zombies, curing 125 million infected.
- : East Card Farm 4 was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Oddly Socialist Republic of Paychotic Anarchy, curing 134 million infected.
- : East Card Farm 4 was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Fishy Theocracy of Test Boat 3, curing 124 million infected.
- : East Card Farm 4 was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Fishy Federation of Testy Testy Testy, curing 206 million infected.
- : East Card Farm 4 was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Amazing People's Republic of Test Boat 26, curing 175 million infected.