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The Somewhat Inactive Republic of East Card Farm 4

“CAW CAW I AM A SOFA”

Category: Iron Fist Socialists
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Basket Case
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The Transitionists

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East Card Farm 4

Population9.575 billion

Currencyefasssa
Animalsssssssssssssssssss

The Somewhat Inactive Republic of East Card Farm 4 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 9.575 billion East Card Farm 4ians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 58.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant East Card Farm 4ian economy, worth 184 trillion efasssas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 19,294 efasssas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, children are raised bilingual from an early age, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Card Farm 4's national animal is the sssssssssssssssssss, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

East Card Farm 4 is ranked 88,516th in the world and 63rd in The Transitionists for Most Stationary, with 514.59573315852 days.

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Most Income Equality: 10,518thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 24,799thMost Compassionate Citizens: 27,343rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 28,500th
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Largest Governments: 17th in the regionMost Income Equality: 18th in the regionMost Devout: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the region

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