Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: the South Pacific
Population | 15.681 billion |
Capital | Jenin |
Leader | Grand Mufti General Salman |
Faith | Evangalical Orthodox Wahabism |
Currency | Alt-Shekel |
Animal | Hawk |
The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Mufti General Salman with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.681 billion East green Israelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenin. The average income tax rate is 8.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient East green Israelian economy, worth a remarkable 3,495 trillion Alt-Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 222,907 Alt-Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
East green Israelians are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom, there is a dearth of space for new houses, people forget to eat because they are too busy singing Grand Mufti General Salman's praises, and singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. East green Israel's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Evangalical Orthodox Wahabism.
East green Israel is ranked 28,446th in the world and 166th in the South Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 41.01 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in East green Israel, singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland.
- : Following new legislation in East green Israel, people forget to eat because they are too busy singing Grand Mufti General Salman's praises.
- : Following new legislation in East green Israel, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
- : Following new legislation in East green Israel, East green Israelians are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom.
- : Following new legislation in East green Israel, pet owners want to know why their animals keep smiling at them.
- : Following new legislation in East green Israel, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically.
- : Following new legislation in East green Israel, many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward.
- : Following new legislation in East green Israel, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm.
- : Following new legislation in East green Israel, Grand Mufti General Salman claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'.
- : Following new legislation in East green Israel, the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the East Green Israelian Colonial Thesaurus.