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The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel

“No man know what the future holds.” Grand Mufti General Salman

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: the South Pacific

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East green Israel

Population15.681 billion

CapitalJenin
LeaderGrand Mufti General Salman
FaithEvangalical Orthodox Wahabism

CurrencyAlt-Shekel
AnimalHawk

The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Mufti General Salman with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.681 billion East green Israelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenin. The average income tax rate is 8.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East green Israelian economy, worth a remarkable 3,495 trillion Alt-Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 222,907 Alt-Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

East green Israelians are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom, there is a dearth of space for new houses, people forget to eat because they are too busy singing Grand Mufti General Salman's praises, and singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. East green Israel's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Evangalical Orthodox Wahabism.

East green Israel is ranked 28,446th in the world and 166th in the South Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 41.01 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1stMost Primitive: 3rdMost Devout: 3rdBest Weather: 12thMost Corrupt Governments: 16thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 76thMost Beautiful Environments: 111thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 118thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 130thMost Patriotic: 220thLowest Crime Rates: 317thMost Valuable International Artwork: 892ndFattest Citizens: 1,234thMost Conservative: 1,599thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,672ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,796thMost Avoided: 2,327thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,763rdTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 4,412thNudest: 4,863rdMost Authoritarian: 4,940thLargest Black Market: 4,943rdRudest Citizens: 5,740thHighest Economic Output: 6,162ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,794thHighest Average Incomes: 7,810thMost Stationary: 8,671stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,894thMost Influential: 13,425thTop
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Largest Governments: 20,714thMost Efficient Economies: 24,934thLargest Populations: 27,225thMost Extreme: 28,446thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 30,149th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 36th in the regionMost Avoided: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 38th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 39th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 39th in the regionMost Conservative: 44th in the regionLargest Black Market: 51st in the regionTop
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Nudest: 70th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 85th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 95th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 107th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 115th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 124th in the regionMost Stationary: 147th in the regionRudest Citizens: 149th in the regionMost Extreme: 166th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 178th in the regionLargest Populations: 247th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 413th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, people forget to eat because they are too busy singing Grand Mufti General Salman's praises.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, East green Israelians are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, pet owners want to know why their animals keep smiling at them.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, Grand Mufti General Salman claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'.
  • : Following new legislation in East green Israel, the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the East Green Israelian Colonial Thesaurus.

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