The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Mufti General Salman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.48 billion East green Israelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenin. The average income tax rate is 13.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East green Israelian economy, worth a remarkable 3,223 trillion Alt-Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 222,637 Alt-Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, failure to pay the thrice-daily homage to the divine Grand Mufti General Salman is punishable by death, bilingual East green Israelians are viewed with suspicion, and it is written that heretics die and Grand Mufti General Salman laughs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. East green Israel's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Evangalical Orthodox Wahabism.

East green Israel is ranked 381^st in the world and 10^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 210.7 law-abiding acts per hour.