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The Φnιtεd Εmpιδε of Pεδεgδιnιɒ of East Malaysia

“Φbι ϰⲉonϰoδdιɒ, ιbι vιϰⲉtoδιɒ”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: The East Pacific


East Malaysia

Population34.834 billion

LeaderEmpress Glendale Jung

AnimalKabuverdianu Raven

The Φnιtεd Εmpιδε of Pεδεgδιnιɒ of East Malaysia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Empress Glendale Jung with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 34.834 billion Peregrinese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eastrovia. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The frighteningly efficient East Malaysian economy, worth a remarkable 4,165 trillion SY♮s a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,580 SY♮s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Malaysia's national animal is the Kabuverdianu Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Firstism.

East Malaysia is ranked 22,403rd in the world and 610th in The East Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 119,580.96 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 151stMost Influential: 273rdLargest Populations: 905thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,438thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,515thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,630thBest Weather: 3,330thSafest: 3,350thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,860thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,196thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,956thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,244thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,122ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,178thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,738thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,048thLargest Governments: 7,181stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,358thLowest Crime Rates: 7,618thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,262ndMost Developed: 8,555thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,740thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,358thHealthiest Citizens: 9,517thTop
Most Cultured: 10,652ndSmartest Citizens: 10,719thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,851stHighest Poor Incomes: 14,374thNicest Citizens: 16,401stMost Subsidized Industry: 20,168th
Largest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 79th in the regionTop
Safest: 94th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 96th in the regionBest Weather: 97th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 125th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 127th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 136th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 156th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 161st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 173rd in the regionLargest Governments: 175th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 196th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 206th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 210th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 216th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 225th in the regionMost Developed: 230th in the regionMost Cultured: 271st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 272nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 279th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 279th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 324th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 431st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 533rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 558th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 610th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 646th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 827th in the region

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