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The General Jujube Cookie of East Malaysia

“Ubi concordia, ibi victoria”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The East Pacific


East Malaysia

Population33.037 billion

LeaderEmpress Glendale Jung

AnimalKabuverdianu Raven

The General Jujube Cookie of East Malaysia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Glendale Jung with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, devout population of 33.037 billion East Malaysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eastrovia. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient East Malaysian economy, worth a remarkable 3,913 trillion EM$s a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,466 EM$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Malaysia's national animal is the Kabuverdianu Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Firstism.

East Malaysia is ranked 36,194th in the world and 716th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 324.14106338292 Days.

Largest Populations: 929thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,158thTop
Most Influential: 1,598thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,879thHighest Economic Output: 2,220thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,233rdBest Weather: 3,373rdSafest: 3,416thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,987thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,257thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,036thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,359thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,710thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,089thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,834thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,957thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,034thLargest Governments: 7,161stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,572ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,642ndTop
Most Developed: 7,858thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,734thHealthiest Citizens: 9,586thMost Cultured: 11,124thSmartest Citizens: 11,145thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,966thNicest Citizens: 14,085thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,460th
Largest Populations: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 49th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 83rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 88th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 90th in the regionSafest: 95th in the regionBest Weather: 98th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 117th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 120th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 145th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 149th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 149th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 158th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 164th in the regionLargest Governments: 167th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 184th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 190th in the regionMost Developed: 222nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 225th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 251st in the regionMost Cultured: 267th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 296th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 315th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 387th in the regionNicest Citizens: 405th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 409th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 549th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 549th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 562nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 134 » Socialist Holy American Empire, Kucia, Squid Ruinosa, Shavara, Kangarawa, Fedele, H-Zhena, Axdel, Republic of Berzerkistan, British Calradia, The Happian Union, Cantonese Union, Elejamie, Todd McCloud, Bai Lung, Marrico, A Slanted Black Stripe, United China Nation, Brotherland, Hizuru, Dragonia, Kaigi, Goodnamesarerare, Solestia, The Romanum Legio, Davelands, Wiranath, Headpat Central, Bachtendekuppen, The Angel of Charity, Neruch, Roissyland, Pakitsk, Indrapore, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Talitoa, Kanria, Thyaclinia, Kublam, Taya Dust, BearStackof2015, Rhealaliit, Roliganistan, VW53Aland, Janoobi Jazair, Someseni, Just Vale 2, Gratefuland, Am Echad, Ravendi, and 84 others.The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, The United Asian Republics, Guthra, Valdwall, Bacon Land, Chubaka, Justice-Becoming, Kingdom of Pars, Kilkire, VoyKovie, LewisWorld, Funkadelia, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, Stellar Colonies, Bakaworld, The United Neo American Union, Tuvaltastan, Plazland, Elkenian, Staynes, Aeljae, Adavan, Abtracnt, Acheronn, Rakshuland, Agonya, Libertanny, Atlia Sonis, Asendavia, Ayaupia, Aklevin, Arpino, Heptahelios, Arkantis, ArenaC, Analon, Avalon Ascendancy, AngusEssa, Akorial, Brethren, Barfleur, Bortalandet, Enlil, Alls Andurg, Dragons Blood, Bullpups, Chols Worithopia, Cameronia Excellentia, CheeseBurrito, Chria Deau, Blazing Samaritan, Choushuu, Broengtopia, Blobbo, Catiania, Izone, Escade, Din taiko, Stanisiti, Bantan, Adolanta, Galve, 7-5, Grossvietnam, Indovinesia, Bytes, Matdor, Marrabuk, ImperFeudal, Liberstankonia, Lerasi, Uspria, Zancapistan, Sericena, Magosconity, RovaMittala, Gajness, Mossy-Oak, La xinga, The Green Blade, Khiralia, Seanadia, Commodore Badger, and Encurage.

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