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The Φnιtεd Εmpιδε of Pεδεgδιnιɒ of East Malaysia

“Φbι ϰⲉonϰoδdιɒ, ιbι vιϰⲉtoδιɒ”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The East Pacific


East Malaysia

Population35.225 billion

LeaderEmpress Glendale Jung

AnimalKabuverdianu Raven

The Φnιtεd Εmpιδε of Pεδεgδιnιɒ of East Malaysia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Glendale Jung with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and public floggings. The compassionate, devout population of 35.225 billion Peregrinese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eastrovia. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient East Malaysian economy, worth a remarkable 4,200 trillion SY♮s a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,243 SY♮s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Malaysia's national animal is the Kabuverdianu Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

East Malaysia is ranked 172,734th in the world and 6,709th in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 30.57 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 149thMost Influential: 304thLargest Populations: 906thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,494thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,513thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,699thBest Weather: 3,074thSafest: 3,208thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,634thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,974thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,836thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,945thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,142ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,270thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,971stLargest Governments: 7,075thLowest Crime Rates: 7,366thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,750thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,522ndMost Developed: 8,553rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,732ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,843rdLongest Average Lifespans: 9,160thHealthiest Citizens: 9,538thSmartest Citizens: 10,502ndMost Cultured: 10,642ndTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,114thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,198thNicest Citizens: 16,273rdMost Subsidized Industry: 21,549thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,585th
Largest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 58th in the regionTop
Safest: 92nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 92nd in the regionBest Weather: 94th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 97th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 120th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 127th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 142nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 151st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 165th in the regionLargest Governments: 179th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 193rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 207th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 212th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 229th in the regionMost Developed: 239th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 249th in the regionMost Cultured: 262nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 272nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 274th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 276th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 289th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 330th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 374th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 579th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 596th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 645th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 704th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 804th in the region

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