The Federation of East United Federation is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 1.873 billion Federans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mestigor. The average income tax rate is 13.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Federan economy, worth 77.9 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,566 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, school uniforms are compulsory, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, and East United Federation has designated Mestigor as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. East United Federation's national animal is the Small Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

East United Federation is ranked 279,288^th in the world and 20^th in North Alliance for Most Conservative, scoring 29.14 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.