The Federation of East Uusimaa wellbeing services county is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, ritual sacrifices, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 851 million East Uusimaa wellbeing services countyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 43.7%.

The thriving East Uusimaa wellbeing services countyian economy, worth 55.6 trillion gambles a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,315 gambles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Uusimaa wellbeing services county's national animal is the gamble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

East Uusimaa wellbeing services county is ranked 166,020^th in the world and 9^th in Wellbeing services counties of Finland for Most Primitive, scoring -57.08 on the Scary Big Number Scale.