“It's simple. We invade West Wake Island” President Business
|Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
|Capital||East Wake City|
|Animal||Wake Island rail|
The Federal Sovereign Republic of East Wake Island is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Business with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 4.837 billion East Wakeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East Wake City. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Wakean economy, worth 794 trillion shells a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 164,318 shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven, and trust-fund babies line up for places in community college. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Wake Island's national animal is the Wake Island rail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : East Wake Island's influence in Lazarus rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Following new legislation in East Wake Island, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
- : East Wake Island endorsed The Community of Shangri-La Valley.
- : East Wake Island endorsed The Empire of Yocat.
- : East Wake Island endorsed The Exalted State of Turkish-Ottoman.
- : East Wake Island was endorsed by The Community of Shangri-La Valley.
- : East Wake Island was endorsed by The Empire of Yocat.
- : East Wake Island was endorsed by The Exalted State of Turkish-Ottoman.
- : Following new legislation in East Wake Island, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven.
- : East Wake Island endorsed The Empire of Kakatiya.
Endorsements Received: 21 » New Rogernomics, Treadwellia, Americastrailia, Perchan, Lazarene Ryccia, Denado, Aguaria Major, Leonism, Snoodum, NoDrugCrimeTown, Mainze, Loftegen 2, Kan Po, Fissure Town, Ireland Isles, Zapatian Workers State, The Sigometh Dynasty, Kakatiya, Turkish-Ottoman, Yocat, and Shangri-La Valley.