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The Multidemenisonal empire of Eastalandia

“TO SERVE THE EASTAIAN STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” d

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population3.019 billion



The Multidemenisonal empire of Eastalandia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by d with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, strictly enforced bedtime, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.019 billion Eastaians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of XIJǹ. The average income tax rate is 64.2%.

The all-consuming Eastaian economy, worth 279 trillion ǹs a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,567 ǹs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, d is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, the idiom 'there are plenty of fish in the sea' isn't so reassuring to Eastaians, and many marriages go virtually unconsummated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastalandia's national animal is the nijia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ĉptć-Jw.

Eastalandia is ranked 150,859th in the world and 7,819th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -6.59 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 883rdTop
Most Influential: 1,734thMost Devout: 7,210thTop
Largest Black Market: 10,101stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,382ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,531st
Largest Black Market: 276th in the regionMost Devout: 304th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 474th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 544th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 599th in the regionMost Influential: 637th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 692nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 725th in the region

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