“TO SERVE THE EASTAIAN STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” ådîûîíîëüþßðæ
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
The Multidemenisonal empire of Eastalandia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by ådîûîíîëüþßðæ with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, strictly enforced bedtime, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.019 billion Eastaians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of XøĲǹýæ. The average income tax rate is 64.2%.
The all-consuming Eastaian economy, worth 279 trillion ßòñéåǹs a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,567 ßòñéåǹs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.
The government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, ådîûîíîëüþßðæ is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, the idiom 'there are plenty of fish in the sea' isn't so reassuring to Eastaians, and many marriages go virtually unconsummated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastalandia's national animal is the nijia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ĉöptïć-Jëwß.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eastalandia was endorsed by The Republic of Huks Gares.
- : Eastalandia was endorsed by The Absurd Memory of Ravendi.
- : Eastalandia was endorsed by The Queendom of Eravonia.
- : Eastalandia was endorsed by The Republic of Parmovand.
- : Eastalandia was endorsed by The DO NOT ENDORSE of Opstan.
- : Eastalandia was endorsed by The Allied States of Afcon.
- : Eastalandia was endorsed by The Confederacy of Zyvetskistaahn.
- : Eastalandia endorsed The Federal Republic of Dabarastan.
- : Eastalandia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Dabarastan.
- : Eastalandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing Desertification"".
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