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The Matriarchy of Eastern European Nations

“Under Her We Shall Prosper”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: United States of Femdom

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Eastern European Nations

Population15.04 billion

CapitalKurgan
LeaderGoddess Matriarch Elena Temnikova
FaithGoddess Worship

CurrencyLena
AnimalLioness

The Matriarchy of Eastern European Nations is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Goddess Matriarch Elena Temnikova with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 15.04 billion Femininas enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kurgan. The average income tax rate is 74.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern European Nationsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,564 trillion Lenas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 104,001 Lenas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers', and atheists on vacation find Goddess Worship's scriptures make useful doorstops. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern European Nations's national animal is the Lioness, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Goddess Worship.

Eastern European Nations is ranked 137,730th in the world and 3rd in United States of Femdom for Fattest Citizens, with 8.34 Obesity Rate.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,244thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,160thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,692ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,693rdMost Secular: 8,367thLargest Black Market: 8,488thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 8,731stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,929thHighest Economic Output: 9,045thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,061stMost Corrupt Governments: 10,581stLongest Average Lifespans: 10,625thLargest Populations: 10,888thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,105thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,133rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,236thMost Developed: 11,384thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,179thHealthiest Citizens: 12,220thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,653rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,017thMost Politically Free: 14,683rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,111thNudest: 16,943rdMost Efficient Economies: 17,110th

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