The Republic of Eastern Marna is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its daily referendums, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.181 billion Eastern Marnans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Eastern Marnan economy, worth 107 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 90,771 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, edutainment video games are taking Eastern Marna's students to the next level, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, and police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Marna's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eastern Marna is ranked 218,484^th in the world and 6,736^th in Osiris for Fattest Citizens, with 6.81 Obesity Rate.