The Allied Districts of Eastern Panem is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Patina Paylor with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 6.228 billion Panemians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital District. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern Panemian economy, worth 911 trillion Panemian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 146,378 Panemian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, politicians have tenure, and war criminals are given full state funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Panem's national animal is the Moking Jay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Eastern Panem is ranked 22,999^th in the world and 359^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 48.99 flags saluted per person per day.