The Empire of Eastern Roman Empiree is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical population of 313 million Romans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constatinetople. The average income tax rate is 27.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Roman economy, worth 28.8 trillion Soliduses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 92,170 Soliduses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Eastern Roman Empiree's new capital, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Eastern Roman Empiree, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Roman Empiree's national animal is the Double-headed Eagle.

Eastern Roman Empiree is ranked 137,769^th in the world and 98^th in Mitteleuropa for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,258.41 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.