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The Military Giant of Ebonhand 2

“Colony of Ebonhand named”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Ebonhand


Ebonhand 2

Population7.07 billion

CapitalGreywolfe City
LeaderGriffin Moreland


The Military Giant of Ebonhand 2 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Griffin Moreland with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.07 billion Ebonhandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greywolfe City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ebonhand 2ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,127 trillion Denars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,543 Denars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 556,877 per year while the poor average 33,249, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.

No animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and Jennifer Government is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ebonhand 2's national animal is the Velociraptor, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ebonhand 2 is ranked 48,440th in the world and 1st in Ebonhand for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 2,734.72 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,983rdLargest Insurance Industry: 3,068thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,176thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,260thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,682ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,657thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,266thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,462ndMost Avoided: 11,071stTop
Highest Average Incomes: 11,631stMost Inclusive: 12,870thMost Developed: 12,932ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,977thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,630thHealthiest Citizens: 14,210thSmartest Citizens: 14,393rdHighest Economic Output: 15,073rdLargest Retail Industry: 15,715thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,779thMost Cultured: 19,739thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19,962ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,159thMost Efficient Economies: 21,496thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,000thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,015th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ebonhand 2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Ebonhand 2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Ebonhand 2's influence in Ebonhand rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Ebonhand 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Ebonhand 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Ebonhand 2's influence in Ebonhand fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : The Republic of AtlaeXXXXI dismissed Ebonhand 2 as Official Puppet of Ebonhand.
  • : Ebonhand 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Ebonhand 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Ebonhand 2 agreed to construct embassies between Ebonhand and Click Here.


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