The Republic of Ebro Mil is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.911 billion Ebro Milians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The strong Ebro Milian economy, worth 361 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is 52,271 rubles, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 325,598 per year while the poor average 3,588, a ratio of 90.7 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ebro Mil's national animal is the panther, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ebro Mil is ranked 181,878^th in the world and 1,787^th in Hispano Germanic Alliance for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.