The Democratic Republic of Eburia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jos Van Eyck with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.062 billion Eburians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keidir. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Eburian economy, worth 79.8 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,141 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, third world countries are rich in "I Love Keidir" t-shirts, and some of the country's most famous photographers are animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eburia's national animal is the Hond, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christendom.

Eburia is ranked 272,228^th in the world and 5,584^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 16,230.51 Standard Monetary Units.