The Open Principality of Eco-Paris Reformation is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prince Jack Mirabilis with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, rampant corporate plagiarism, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.379 billion Phillonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antipodes. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Phillonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,053 trillion URCS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 218,952 URCS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, and advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines. Crime is totally unknown. Eco-Paris Reformation's national animal is the Puffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Scientology.

Eco-Paris Reformation is ranked 287,031^st in the world and 187^th in Union of Allied States for Most Authoritarian, with 117.97 milliStalins.