The Republic of Ecoliberia is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, rampant corporate plagiarism, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 7.758 billion Ecoliberians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Defense, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ecoliberian economy, worth a remarkable 3,245 trillion currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 418,310 currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,759,702 per year while the poor average 5,850, a ratio of 642 to 1.

Wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion, and the Hanging Gardens account for half of Ecoliberia City's water use. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ecoliberia's national animal is the animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ecoliberia is ranked 310,968^th in the world and 49^th in Vickenian experiment incubator for Most Primitive, scoring -501.18 on the Scary Big Number Scale.