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The Eco-Totalitarian Cyberocracy of Ecologist Hegemony

“Only the Part·e can save mankind & life from extinction”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Forest

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Ecologist Hegemony

Population5.396 billion

CapitalCit·e
LeaderThe Part·e
FaithThe Party

Currencygreen coin
AnimalGreta Thunberg

The Eco-Totalitarian Cyberocracy of Ecologist Hegemony is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Part·e with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory vegetarianism, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.396 billion Ecologist Hegemonyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cit·e. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ecologist Hegemonyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,468 trillion green coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 272,169 green coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, and it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ecologist Hegemony's national animal is the Greta Thunberg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Party.

Ecologist Hegemony is ranked 312,357th in the world and 308th in Forest for Most Primitive, scoring -991.17 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Best Weather: 107thLowest Crime Rates: 267thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 271stMost Beautiful Environments: 280thMost Developed: 502ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 505thLongest Average Lifespans: 534thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 538thHealthiest Citizens: 577thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 675thMost Patriotic: 743rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 781stLargest Governments: 918thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,026thMost Influential: 1,118thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,186thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,213thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,506thSmartest Citizens: 1,857thMost Secular: 1,926thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,395thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,598thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,927thMost Efficient Economies: 3,049thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,251stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,220thHighest Average Incomes: 4,246thMost Authoritarian: 5,050thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,193rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,775thSafest: 7,036thMost Conservative: 8,457thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,153rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,875thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,233rdTop
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Most Income Equality: 19,827thHighest Economic Output: 20,776thLargest Welfare Programs: 28,386thMost Extreme: 29,161st
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Secular: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ecologist Hegemony, it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable.
  • : Following new legislation in Ecologist Hegemony, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
  • : Following new legislation in Ecologist Hegemony, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Ecologist Hegemony, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".
  • : Following new legislation in Ecologist Hegemony, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.
  • : Following new legislation in Ecologist Hegemony, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • : Following new legislation in Ecologist Hegemony, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Ecologist Hegemony, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
  • : Following new legislation in Ecologist Hegemony, monks aren't the only ones who take vows of silence.
  • : Following new legislation in Ecologist Hegemony, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention.

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