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The Community of Eden Keep

“We don't believe in currency or assholes.” Promaxius Lianiux

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: USSD

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Eden Keep

Population1.72 billion

CapitalEden Keep
LeaderPromaxius Lianiux
FaithSecular Humanism

CurrencyPigeon
AnimalGuinea Pig

The Community of Eden Keep is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Promaxius Lianiux with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.72 billion Eden Keepians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eden Keep. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The all-consuming Eden Keepian economy, worth 224 trillion Pigeons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 130,734 Pigeons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, autocrats are persona non grata, and professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eden Keep's national animal is the Guinea Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular Humanism.

Eden Keep is ranked 224,665th in the world and 93rd in USSD for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -19.36 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 645thLargest Welfare Programs: 872ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,066thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,437thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,499thMost Inclusive: 1,547thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,627thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,705thMost Pacifist: 1,744thNicest Citizens: 1,801stBest Weather: 1,892ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,213thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,722ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,852ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,331stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,525thHealthiest Citizens: 4,040thSafest: 4,582ndLargest Governments: 4,852ndMost Secular: 5,243rdSmartest Citizens: 5,918thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,086thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,188thLowest Crime Rates: 8,336thMost Cultured: 10,180thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 11,615thMost Developed: 12,335thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,932ndMost Income Equality: 14,827thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,110thHighest Average Incomes: 18,894th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eden Keep, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials.
  • : Following new legislation in Eden Keep, autocrats are persona non grata.
  • : Following new legislation in Eden Keep, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Eden Keep, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in Eden Keep, Eden Keep's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Eden Keep voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ending School Segregation".
  • : Following new legislation in Eden Keep, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Eden Keep.
  • : Following new legislation in Eden Keep, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Eden Keep, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Eden Keep, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.

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