The Colony of Edmundian Pluto is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Governor Atwell with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, flagrant waste-dumping, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.627 billion Edmundian Plutonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Edward. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Edmundian Plutonian economy, worth 816 trillion Great Edmundian Royals a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 176,390 Great Edmundian Royals, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Enemy agents often find themselves caught in a bind, child labor has been outlawed, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, and the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Edmundian Pluto's national animal is the Asian Small-Clawed Otter, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Church of Edmundia.

Edmundian Pluto is ranked 169,991^st in the world and 40^th in The Interdimensional Community for Most Politically Free, scoring 41.52 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.