The First Violin of Eesti-onia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ray Davies with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.782 billion Eesti-onians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waterloo Sunset. The average income tax rate is 64.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Eesti-onian economy, worth 474 trillion kinks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,165 kinks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment, Waterloo Sunset's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, and foreign despots proudly bandstand on Eesti-onian airwaves. Crime is totally unknown. Eesti-onia's national animal is the kontroversy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Little Bit of Emotion.

Eesti-onia is ranked 238,068^th in the world and 3^rd in Chessboard for Most Authoritarian, with 421.76 milliStalins.