The Constitutional Monarchy of Efristria is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Cibiro I with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.768 billion Efristrians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cibiracia. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Efristrian economy, worth 864 trillion Seibiarts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 149,844 Seibiarts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Cibiro I, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, a flying elephant and Cibiro I share the same nickname, and there are no more heroes any more. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Efristria's national animal is the Lobo Efrestriano, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cireismo.

Efristria is ranked 21,345^th in the world and 1^st in CoCoPa for Most Patriotic, with 50.55 flags saluted per person per day.