The Empire of Egbertt is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Egbert the Egregious with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory vegetarianism, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.003 billion Egberttians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ruhmstadt. The average income tax rate is 88.6%.

The strong Egberttian economy, worth a remarkable 1,328 trillion Guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 147,553 Guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and gossip magazines have been replaced by mask catalogs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Egbertt's national animal is the Black Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Egbertiasm.

Egbertt is ranked 20,096^th in the world and 2^nd in Wisconsin for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.64 law-abiding acts per hour.