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The Supposed Collective of Egoistunion

“All to the Einzige. None to the spooks.”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: The Compass

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Egoistunion

Population1.246 billion

CurrencyStirn
AnimalSpook

The Supposed Collective of Egoistunion is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.246 billion Einziges enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 27.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Egoistunionian economy, worth 128 trillion Stirns a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 103,235 Stirns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Einziges are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, the doctor has cold hands, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Egoistunion's national animal is the Spook, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Egoistunion is ranked 45,428th in the world and 1st in The Compass for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 2,899.52 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Highest Crime Rates: 1,469thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,144thTop
5%
Least Corrupt Governments: 3,893rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,662ndRudest Citizens: 5,346thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,234thMost Armed: 6,501stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,939thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,224thTop
10%
Most Inclusive: 11,392ndLargest Retail Industry: 11,509thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,187thNicest Citizens: 14,269thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,553rdHighest Drug Use: 17,440thMost Cultured: 18,764thSmartest Citizens: 18,773rdMost Secular: 21,034thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,130thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,503rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Egoistunion, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
  • : Following new legislation in Egoistunion, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Egoistunion, the doctor has cold hands.
  • : Egoistunion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Egoistunion, Einziges are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
  • : Following new legislation in Egoistunion, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Egoistunion, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs.
  • : Egoistunion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Egoistunion, citizens frequently duel to decide who gets to go for jury duty.
  • : Following new legislation in Egoistunion, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.

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