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The Holy Easter Eggs of Einswenn


Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Forest



Population17.237 billion

LeaderPresident Braaten

AnimalGrand Eagle

The Holy Easter Eggs of Einswenn is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Braaten with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 17.237 billion Einseters enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keepenhest. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Einset economy, worth a remarkable 3,532 trillion einskrones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 204,957 einskrones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Einswenn, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime is totally unknown. Einswenn's national animal is the Grand Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Einserheim.

Einswenn is ranked 1,825th in the world and 58th in Forest for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3,478.53 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Influential: 45thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,003rdBest Weather: 1,771stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,825thMost Cultured: 2,043rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,359thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,434thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,734thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,761stHealthiest Citizens: 3,405thSmartest Citizens: 3,479thHighest Economic Output: 3,670thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,690thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,026thMost Developed: 4,123rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,243rdRudest Citizens: 4,271stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,454thLargest Black Market: 4,487thMost Inclusive: 4,877thMost Efficient Economies: 5,200thLargest Retail Industry: 5,495thHighest Average Incomes: 6,186thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,692ndLowest Crime Rates: 10,793rdMost Secular: 11,293rdLargest Populations: 11,678thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,770thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,960thLargest Governments: 12,004thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 13,314thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,851stMost Advanced Public Education: 15,586thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,711thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,044th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Populations: 29th in the regionRudest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Cultured: 35th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 43rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 47th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 48th in the region

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