The Northern Lands of Einswenn is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Gustav Ranvald with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.169 billion Einseters enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kronheim. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Einset economy, worth a remarkable 7,315 trillion einskrones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 290,672 einskrones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, bug burgers are extra crunchy, children usually cry on their first day of school, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Kronheim" t-shirts. Crime is totally unknown. Einswenn's national animal is the Sacred White Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Einserheim.

Einswenn is ranked 4,353^rd in the world and 44^th in Forest for Most Secular, with 98.54 Atheism Rate.