The Aontas Ceilteach of Eire Agus Albion is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ardrí Maitiú IX with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.152 billion Ceiltighs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corcaigh. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ceiltigh economy, worth a remarkable 1,433 trillion Cels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 200,435 Cels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen, church and state are inseparable in their influence on education, books are so highly regarded in Eire Agus Albion that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, and property subletting is going underground. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eire Agus Albion's national animal is the Red Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eaglais Chaitliceach.

Eire Agus Albion is ranked 160,837^th in the world and 127^th in Covenant Shores for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,472.42 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.