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The Dominion of Eireannian South Africa

“Ex Unitate Vires”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: The Confederacy of Free Lands

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Eireannian South Africa

Population5.6 billion

CapitalPretoria
FaithChristianity

CurrencyGuinness
AnimalEastern Screech Owl

The Dominion of Eireannian South Africa is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, triple-decker prams, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.6 billion Eireannian South Africans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pretoria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.3%.

The all-consuming Eireannian South African economy, worth 610 trillion Guinnesses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 108,965 Guinnesses, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, glamping Eireannian South Africans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and there are no more heroes any more. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eireannian South Africa's national animal is the Eastern Screech Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Eireannian South Africa is ranked 32,839th in the world and 7th in The Confederacy of Free Lands for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 148.56 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6,105thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,663rdTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 9,222ndSafest: 11,511thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,576thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,941stMost Devout: 12,682ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,343rd
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eireannian South Africa, there are no more heroes any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Eireannian South Africa, glamping Eireannian South Africans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Eireannian South Africa, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Eireannian South Africa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Eireannian South Africa, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard.
  • : Following new legislation in Eireannian South Africa, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
  • : Following new legislation in Eireannian South Africa, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies".
  • : Eireannian South Africa altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Eireannian South Africa, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Eireannian South Africa, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.

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