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The Commonwealth Republic of Eireannian South Africa

“Ex Unitate Vires”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: The Confederacy of Free Lands


Eireannian South Africa

Population7.18 billion


CurrencySouth African Guinness

The Commonwealth Republic of Eireannian South Africa is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.18 billion Eireannian South Africans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pretoria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.1%.

The all-consuming Eireannian South African economy, worth 774 trillion South African Guinnesses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 107,817 South African Guinnesses, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Glamping Eireannian South Africans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, there are no more heroes any more, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eireannian South Africa's national animal is the Springbok, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Eireannian South Africa is ranked 12,506th in the world and 3rd in The Confederacy of Free Lands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 6,145.56 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 8,388thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,757thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,955thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 11,210thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,506thSafest: 12,899thMost Devout: 14,898thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,429thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,385thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,996th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the region

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