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The Kingdom of Eirebakee

“Ni neart go cur le cheile”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Republic of Conservative Nations

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Eirebakee

Population1.04 billion

CapitalBaile Atha Peairth
LeaderKing Revan IV Scardonet
FaithNon-Denomination Protestant Christianity

CurrencyAiregead
AnimalNorthern Cardnial

The Kingdom of Eirebakee is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Revan IV Scardonet with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.04 billion Eirebakee are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baile Atha Peairth. The average income tax rate is 41.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Eirebakeean economy, worth 70.2 trillion Airegeads a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,512 Airegeads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Major cities are suffering under water rationing, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job, and school children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eirebakee's national animal is the Northern Cardnial, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Non-Denomination Protestant Christianity.

Eirebakee is ranked 155,204th in the world and 43rd in Republic of Conservative Nations for Most Primitive, scoring -94.81 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11,384thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,498thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,701stMost Devout: 18,125thMost Cultured: 19,369th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eirebakee, school children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning.
  • : Following new legislation in Eirebakee, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job.
  • : Following new legislation in Eirebakee, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in Eirebakee, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • : Eirebakee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Eirebakee voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : Following new legislation in Eirebakee, Eirebakeean watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Eirebakee, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Eirebakee, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses.
  • : Eirebakee voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".

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