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The Grand Duchy of England of Eirinne

“Strength Through Freedom”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: The Confederacy of Free Lands

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Eirinne

Population8.859 billion

CapitalSouthampton
LeaderDuke Humphrey Walton
FaithReformed Christianity

Currencypound
Animaleagle

The Grand Duchy of England of Eirinne is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Duke Humphrey Walton with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.859 billion English are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Southampton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.2%.

The all-consuming English economy, worth 890 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 100,498 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eirinne's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Reformed Christianity.

Eirinne is ranked 17,692nd in the world and 1st in The Confederacy of Free Lands for Most Politically Free, scoring 86.67 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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1%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,377thTop
5%
Least Corrupt Governments: 5,954thTop
10%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 13,130thSafest: 17,538thMost Politically Free: 17,692ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,307thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,352ndNicest Citizens: 20,171stHighest Economic Output: 20,479thMost Cultured: 20,530thHealthiest Citizens: 23,169th
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Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eirinne, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects.
  • : Following new legislation in Eirinne, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Following new legislation in Eirinne, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Eirinne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Eirinne, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Eirinne, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Eirinne, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Eirinne, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Eirinne' is a smash hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Eirinne, in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days.
  • : Following new legislation in Eirinne, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.

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