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The Incorporated States of Ejhsa

“Angery Bois”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Location: The North Pacific



Population898 million



The Incorporated States of Ejhsa is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Potato with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 898 million Ejhsans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mlemmiopolis. The average income tax rate is 33.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ejhsan economy, worth 117 trillion Blups a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 130,503 Blups, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

A girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, crayon squiggles were a late addition to the works of the Renaissance Old Masters, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, and the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ejhsa's national animal is the Corgi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ejhsa is ranked 42,884th in the world and 2,156th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,445.51 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 104thMost Influential: 451stTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,657thFattest Citizens: 3,084thRudest Citizens: 3,597thMost Avoided: 4,747thLargest Retail Industry: 4,919thMost Secular: 5,125thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,254thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 8,282ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,488thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,519thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,112thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,253rdHighest Drug Use: 10,546thMost Efficient Economies: 11,557thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,200thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,851st
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 60th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 91st in the regionFattest Citizens: 98th in the regionMost Influential: 141st in the regionMost Avoided: 155th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 170th in the regionRudest Citizens: 211th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 249th in the regionMost Secular: 275th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 353rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 364th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 403rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 415th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 459th in the regionLargest Black Market: 466th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 471st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 505th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 590th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 615th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 620th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 738th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ejhsa, the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejhsa, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejhsa, crayon squiggles were a late addition to the works of the Renaissance Old Masters.
  • : Ejhsa was endorsed by The Holy Violet Matriarchy of Racoda.
  • : Ejhsa was endorsed by The Empire of Great Robertia.
  • : Ejhsa lost the endorsement of The Empire of Great Robertia.
  • : Ejhsa was endorsed by The Empire of Great Robertia.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejhsa, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.
  • : Following new legislation in Ejhsa, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG).
  • : Following new legislation in Ejhsa, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 421 » Alunya, Shin-Hachioji, Pallaith, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Omnistria, The Rhein States, Shadowrik, Spartoptia, Great Bights Mum, Unimaginable Doom, Yaorozu, PlanetPunk, Guslantis, Ethnon, Egalico, Sunto, Kwaj, Black Templares, United Draconia, Corfad, Plangainer, North Bratislava, Dar es Saalam, Koda-Land, El Fiji Grande, Siwale, Trillius, Notyoutopia, Frances Francis the First of France, Novare Res, Maott, Steampunk Ariel, Newpromisedland, Xandarnia, Jasminlandia, Territorio di Nessuno, Haor Chall, Steraz, Sheldanada, Napnomadia, Acrabinnia, Shibutani, Kulgatha, Babacar, Cors Evia, East Supple Lund, Central Ryal, Anna Airters, British Pacific Islands, Fendlium, and 371 others.Esplandia, Azzarel, Wineclaw, Govornia, Breduria, Holy Oranz, Fun time land of Fun, Gilakistan, San Xavier, Beta Centauri B3, Riversedge, Old Emporia, Kuveria, Saint Alaric, New Pruessen, Zumlandia, Alice Gardens, Montarc, Daiz, Empy, Prydania, Orven, Yugobatania, Detrivania, SORT, Kalimora Aire, East Wushen, Nyctia, The Gamer Party, Walter Jackson, Cinnibar, Pinguioris, Guer Aike, Abiswashyo-bhumi, LostLegion, Narwhal, Aetulia, Republic of New Atlantis, Unsophisticate, Vivaxea, Sunaiya, The Sinclarian Provinces, Panama Coalition, Holy Marcus Empire, Talvezout, Partax, ZimRobwe, Island States of Skelldia, The Holy Lands of Namiir, Union of Austria-Hungary, New Austra, New Bremerton, Dicko, Yemet, Phoronu, Scouria, Torakuen, Ice and Tinian, The Seven Shed Skins, Manticore utopia, Lamuell, Misuvelia, Soviet Terran, Lower Nubia, The Discipled, The Most Freedom Ever, Libertarian Nation of Japan, Supercarriers, Advancia-Sizzletown, Saturns Edge, Fayyayid, The Serdey Islands, The Austro Germanic Union, Wilkshire, Heken, Viridiann, New Pacifian Territory, Longsword01, Malta Comino Gozo, Agharya, New Phyrreus, Surikatia, Nova Trieste, Fascist Democracy, Antiyard, Free Culture, Choistan, Tarr-Nation, Altivia, Chukstik Illahi, Warsaw-Halicz, United Kahndaq, Scrisix, Bonjoura, Karazan, Arzenoa, PembrokeLand, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Vexilia, United States of Americanas, Necromonia, New Eleria, The English Alliance, Angwayster, Spunkland, Zupla, BrightFutures, United States of Medford, North Armatas, Lanorth, The Windmilluminati, Arimbia, Magorostan, Greater Pittsburgh, Victoriaans Nederlands, Marijuana Haven, Wunderstrafanstalt, Pleroma Sans Romans, Zokk, Kirank, The Bureaucratic Territories, 2 and 2 is Fish, Joodey, Brettenia, Dopeland420, Valhalla123, Axstahl, Illichiana, Felpolandia, Marxist Luxembourg, The West United States, -United Earth-, Willisonvilledaleton, Kolorland, Sile Maungistan, Hazarium, Moose repupblic, HereIsPotato, Musselshell, Sacrento, Camarthen, Analomink, Eslua, Dylanana, Elder Realms, Federation Terra Australis, Diodone, Blackphir, Vincone Cae, Kubrostavsria, The AP Republic, Sundred, Lemonbiscuits, David Davidson, Kristalmaan, Humptalumpta, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Asgardira, Lnua, Staniel, Elgaland-Vargaland, Odrinia, Kokomo Island, Solmetria, Oktavio, The Iron Lions, Phualand, Amauri, Avemterra, Maresi, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Neo Hungarica, Venezuelia, Kasazzastan, Foxsoco, Kundam, Ibiscaton, Wooleystan, Helix Labs, Palisede, Mount Timbers, Amerian States, Aeolist, Antef, VNA, Revolutionary Sealand, Sea Ghost, New Caeitanordia, Selfgradatude, Mazuri, Cloydicia, Northern Glory, Sil Dorsett, Moisus, Orenmark, Ieprus, Calamazo, Tianqing, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Ausnakulia, AGoodPlace, Dawn Guard, Beautifil Russia of The Future, Aooa, Indiana Hoosier nation, The Bloodline of the Angels, Q w e r t y, Sinelona, New Dele, Heminaw, Dreadton, Potatolandium, Arquan, Yukti, Zankioa, Buckerino, Ischyri Thelis, Mesherica, Changjo, Pauliestien, Dorgus, Rkainjel, Willifusland, Catopia2, Aroa, Pradovnia, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Fizban, Lomjia, Mercandia, Dadastan Archipelago, Atheenos, Bananoonza, Aldros, Virillum, Centromuria, Bednardia, Tamgu, Aratani, Jefffliu, Atain, Bintangland, Avalon, Beladev, Orado, Cobrakia, Brandenburg-Ansbach, Pomur, California but Worse, Nordic-British Union, 1 very fast endotarter, Loutsland, Luciferian666, Ara Antrizuls, Dillhole Land, Yummy Blubber, Drusselstein, Britain v3, Bananaaaaa, Foreess, Cool game nation, Keelut, Boggovia, Pasargad, Ikea Rike, FrequencyV, United Asgardian States, Ever dark, Free Azzaca, Zemnaya Svoboda, Experra, Astronomical, Legendsland, Eastalandia, Moubarakistan, Beta Cyndriel, Republic of Naya, Hileville, Eylstadt Izetta, Islessallend, Aeviternus, General COE, Niradans, Votak Matim, Fengate, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Plumas, Former English Colony, Helia Geopes, Ammurp Stecdoodastal, Godwanna, Of Many, Marmiedon, Gliese Minor, Scrubbertalia, Rynion, Conservadoria, North Altatude, Test for a new hope, Spodexia, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Antityranicals, Constantinolia, Xentherida, Lazadonil, United Brazilians states, Inuyu, The Panamanian Union, Astrind, The Albatraoz, Zozanio, Lorigia, Yabkhu, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, The Jerichowan Country, Walist, Manushia, Glurponia, Chilean 1st Reich, Fararabistan, War Peace 123, Meso Land, Bainesland, Banabistan, The Union of Workers Councils, Makersaulache, Amaganset, Elestrum, Austurasia, Idumetala, Bangtan Sonyeondan Suga, Xzavia-Hjar, Debussy, Utopicican, Wisconsota, Bearical, Sockmanland, United Non-Southern American Empire, Great Javadwipa, Runeda, Abject Ludicrosity, Penrith, Cuyan, Etrurica, Princely Irbis, Zuhoiden, Lindsaystan, Seenvorland, Concordare, The Tampa Bay Rays, Zeternia, Juggernautilus, New Flos, Lanterkint, New Octicarg, Nouvelle Libertalia, Grimandia, Duerrlewang, Some Random TNP Nation, Quebekistand, McMasterdonia, Frie Annium, Miruma, Delmak, The Stratosphere Islands, Faircliff, Ponantine, The Notorious Mad Jack, Great Robertia, and Racoda.

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