Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Lazarus
Population | 41.616 billion |
Capital | Ekamatra City |
Leader | Tony Jaa |
Currency | Thai Baht |
Animal | Orang Utan |
The Kingdom of Ekamatra is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tony Jaa with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 41.616 billion Ekamatrans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ekamatra City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Ekamatran economy, worth a remarkable 6,918 trillion Thai Baht a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is an impressive 166,257 Thai Baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark, and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ekamatra's national animal is the Orang Utan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Ekamatra is ranked 425th in the world and 27th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 10,044.49 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
- : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark.
- : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation.
- : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide.
- : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
- : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government.
- : Ekamatra was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
- : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code.
- : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.