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The Kingdom of Ekamatra

“Don't Assume Malice For What Stupidity Can Explain” Tony Jaa

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Lazarus

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Ekamatra

Population41.616 billion

CapitalEkamatra City
LeaderTony Jaa

CurrencyThai Baht
AnimalOrang Utan

The Kingdom of Ekamatra is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tony Jaa with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 41.616 billion Ekamatrans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ekamatra City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ekamatran economy, worth a remarkable 6,918 trillion Thai Baht a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is an impressive 166,257 Thai Baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark, and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ekamatra's national animal is the Orang Utan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ekamatra is ranked 425th in the world and 27th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 10,044.49 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Best Weather: 103rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 109thHealthiest Citizens: 151stMost Developed: 154thLongest Average Lifespans: 172ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 172ndMost Beautiful Environments: 185thLowest Crime Rates: 293rdMost Cultured: 343rdNicest Citizens: 389thMost Advanced Public Transport: 425thHighest Food Quality: 507thMost Pacifist: 571stSafest: 572ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 649thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 834thMost Devout: 860thLargest Welfare Programs: 922ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 971stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,228thLargest Populations: 1,404thLargest Governments: 1,652ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,702ndSmartest Citizens: 1,821stHighest Economic Output: 2,017thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,137thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,470thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,211thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,051stMost Inclusive: 7,492ndMost Patriotic: 9,350thMost Authoritarian: 12,614thMost Efficient Economies: 13,066thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,216thTop
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Most Conservative: 16,827thMost Income Equality: 18,537thHighest Average Incomes: 18,876th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionNicest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 20th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 22nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 27th in the regionSafest: 30th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 30th in the regionMost Devout: 40th in the regionLargest Populations: 44th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 51st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 73rd in the regionLargest Governments: 76th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 76th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 93rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 104th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 178th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 248th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 366th in the regionMost Inclusive: 404th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 475th in the regionMost Influential: 563rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 569th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 657th in the regionMost Stationary: 667th in the regionMost Income Equality: 672nd in the regionMost Conservative: 814th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 934th in the regionMost Extreme: 1,005th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,464th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government.
  • : Ekamatra was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code.
  • : Following new legislation in Ekamatra, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.

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