The Fantasyland of Ekit is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mike with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, vat-grown people, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 28.824 billion Ekitians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ekit City. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ekitian economy, worth a remarkable 5,610 trillion Fairydusts a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,661 Fairydusts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political shows are fit for purpose, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Ekit, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, and hazmat suits are a common Ekitian garb. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ekit's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ekit is ranked 5,355^th in the world and 1^st in RuneScape Bits and Bytes for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.88 law-abiding acts per hour.