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The Constitutional Monarchy of El-Ionia

“Γνώθι Σαυτόν - Μολών Λαβέ”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Geopolity

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El-Ionia

Population1.217 billion

CapitalNew Athena
LeaderHigness Konstantinos Katakouzinos
Faith☦ Greek Christian Orthodox ☦

CurrencyGull
AnimalEagle

The Constitutional Monarchy of El-Ionia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Higness Konstantinos Katakouzinos with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, parental licensing program, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.217 billion El-Ionians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Athena. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.2%.

The all-consuming El-Ionian economy, worth 101 trillion Gulls a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,601 Gulls, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions, and black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. El-Ionia's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is ☦ Greek Christian Orthodox ☦.

El-Ionia is ranked 25,600th in the world and 25th in Geopolity for Most Influential, scoring 1,280 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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5%
Largest Mining Sector: 6,647thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,777thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,404thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,891stTop
10%
Most Devout: 11,092ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,308thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,910thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,073rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,089thSafest: 20,508thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,324thLowest Crime Rates: 21,720th
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Largest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
10%
Most Devout: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : El-Ionia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Sovereign Justice Accord".
  • : Following new legislation in El-Ionia, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in El-Ionia, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.
  • : Following new legislation in El-Ionia, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
  • : El-Ionia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in El-Ionia, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
  • : Following new legislation in El-Ionia, the new one Gull coin also makes a handy throwing-star.
  • : Following new legislation in El-Ionia, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells.
  • : Following new legislation in El-Ionia, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations.
  • : Following new legislation in El-Ionia, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 6 » Labyrnna, Eulumia, Novaya Rossiyskaya Imperiya, Vashnal, The Hellenes League, and Imperial Eagle.

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