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The Billie Eilish Fan of El Fiji Grande

“TANSTAAFL; 6*9=42”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The North Pacific

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El Fiji Grande

Population13.475 billion

CapitalEl Fiji Grande City
LeaderPrime Minister Oliver Phillips

CurrencyChunk
AnimalDodo

The Billie Eilish Fan of El Fiji Grande is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Oliver Phillips with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 13.475 billion Fijians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Fiji Grande City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Fijian economy, worth a remarkable 2,586 trillion Chunks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 191,930 Chunks, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, the election for Prime Minister Oliver Phillips's office's janitor is heating up, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. El Fiji Grande's national animal is the Dodo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

El Fiji Grande is ranked 837th in the world and 36th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 36,100.65 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2ndMost Influential: 65thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 748thLargest Publishing Industry: 837thHighest Drug Use: 1,317thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,342ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,501stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,564thTop
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Largest Black Market: 1,845thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,110thMost Armed: 2,413thMost Efficient Economies: 2,472ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,580thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,032ndRudest Citizens: 3,327thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,962ndMost Cultured: 4,047thHighest Economic Output: 4,324thMost Developed: 4,332ndSmartest Citizens: 4,525thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,628thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,126thMost Politically Free: 6,414thHighest Average Incomes: 6,450thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,717thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,023rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,584thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,141stNudest: 8,436thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 8,623rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,691stHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,881stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,127thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,466thLargest Governments: 12,542ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,600thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,927thLargest Populations: 13,540thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,053rdMost Inclusive: 14,909thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,933rd
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Most Influential: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 36th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 51st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 59th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 61st in the regionLargest Black Market: 66th in the regionMost Armed: 81st in the regionMost Politically Free: 82nd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 88th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 117th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 119th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 124th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 175th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 187th in the regionRudest Citizens: 187th in the regionMost Cultured: 202nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 236th in the regionLargest Populations: 241st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 251st in the regionMost Developed: 260th in the regionNudest: 291st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 312th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 326th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 339th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 361st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 382nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 432nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 434th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 443rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 483rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 533rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 585th in the regionLargest Governments: 601st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 638th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 658th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 722nd in the regionMost Stationary: 815th in the regionMost Inclusive: 844th in the region

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