The Protectorate of Elbas Bonnia Islands is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.219 billion Elbas Bonnia Islandsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Environment, Administration, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Elbas Bonnia Islandsian economy, worth 121 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 99,301 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 405,077 per year while the poor average 16,138, a ratio of 25.1 to 1.

Teenagers sit around on their butts all day, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it, and Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Elbas Bonnia Islands's national animal is the kiwi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Elbas Bonnia Islands is ranked 303,171^st in the world and 4,812^th in the South Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 17.5 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.