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The Hallowed Angel of Death of Elegarth

Elegarth was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 377

“LIFE, IN ITSELF, IS NOTHING” God Emperor Elegarth

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the West Pacific

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Elegarth

Population28.125 billion

CapitalEleGard
LeaderGod Emperor Elegarth
FaithAtheism

CurrencyGold Coin
AnimalBlack Dragon

The Hallowed Angel of Death of Elegarth is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by God Emperor Elegarth with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.125 billion Elegarthians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of EleGard. The average income tax rate is 75.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Elegarthian economy, worth a remarkable 8,911 trillion Gold Coins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 316,840 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, God Emperor Elegarth will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves, and millions of devastated 7-year-olds are denied astronaut and ballerina training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elegarth's national animal is the Black Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheism.

Elegarth is ranked 51,215th in the world and 338th in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 878.20195878372 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 45thLargest Mining Sector: 204thLargest Black Market: 315thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 630thMost Corrupt Governments: 685thHighest Economic Output: 1,097thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,098thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,374thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,390thHighest Average Incomes: 2,445thMost Avoided: 2,866thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,176thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,481stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,310thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,369thLargest Populations: 5,455thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,513thMost Patriotic: 6,670thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,904thMost Influential: 6,916thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,187thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,328thLargest Governments: 9,725thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,959thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,096thLargest Retail Industry: 10,868thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,549thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,780thNudest: 13,307thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,868thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 15,352ndLowest Crime Rates: 15,590thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,280thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,386thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,381stLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,283rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,466thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29,274th
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Largest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Populations: 38th in the regionMost Avoided: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 42nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 42nd in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 47th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 50th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 65th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 71st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 78th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 79th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 80th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 93rd in the regionNudest: 103rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 105th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 136th in the regionLargest Governments: 147th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 151st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 189th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 217th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 219th in the regionMost Influential: 219th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 242nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 242nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 249th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 294th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 321st in the regionMost Stationary: 338th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 342nd in the regionMost Devout: 377th in the regionMost Developed: 385th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 387th in the regionRudest Citizens: 388th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 402nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Elegarth endorsed The NCIS binge watcher of Fotisdia.
  • : Elegarth was endorsed by The NCIS binge watcher of Fotisdia.
  • : Elegarth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Elegarth, millions of devastated 7-year-olds are denied astronaut and ballerina training.
  • : Elegarth was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Elegarth, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves.
  • : Following new legislation in Elegarth, God Emperor Elegarth will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges.
  • : Following new legislation in Elegarth, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Elegarth, everybody's got wood thanks to God Emperor Elegarth.
  • : Following new legislation in Elegarth, children are raised bilingual from an early age.

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