The Holy Celestial Death Angel of Elegarth is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by God Emperor Elegarth with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 29.626 billion Elegarthians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of EleGard. The average income tax rate is 60.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elegarthian economy, worth a remarkable 8,349 trillion Gold Coins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 281,828 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, and people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support God Emperor Elegarth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elegarth's national animal is the Vampire, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Elegarth is ranked 117,535^th in the world and 1,103^rd in the West Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 862.21 milliStalins.