The Garthful Garthing Garthers of Elegarth is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by SantaGarth with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and feral children. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.364 billion Draconians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pole. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Draconic economy, worth a remarkable 5,345 trillion Elves a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 250,219 Elves, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

A petition to improve Draconic literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians, and janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Elegarth's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bahamuth Faith.

Elegarth is ranked 368^th in the world and 11^th in the West Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 6,784 trillion Standard Monetary Units.