The Unified Tracts of Elejamie is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mark Costello with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.597 billion Elejamians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coventry. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Elejamian economy, worth an astonishing 11,268 trillion Sofancs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 458,114 Sofancs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, and Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elejamie's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Industrial music.

Elejamie is ranked 206,878^th in the world and 8,030^th in The East Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.13 Crimes Per Hour.