The Unified Tracts of Elejamie is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Select Council of Elejamie with a fair hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.832 billion Elejamians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coventry. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Elejamian economy, worth an astonishing 10,119 trillion Sofancs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 443,205 Sofancs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, The Select Council of Elejamie's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, lavish state dinners in Coventry are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, and on-duty Air Elejamie flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elejamie's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Industrial music.

Elejamie is ranked 40^th in the world and 3^rd in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 839 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.