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The Most Serene Christmas of Eleutherosophia

“Moooo... Vive Liber in Veris!”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: The Islands of the Sun

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Eleutherosophia

Population3.893 billion

CapitalSophopolis
LeaderSir President Steven Attenborough
FaithTerravitia and Catholicism

CurrencySophic
AnimalChristmas Cow Turtle

The Most Serene Christmas of Eleutherosophia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sir President Steven Attenborough with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, ban on automobiles, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.893 billion Eleutherosophians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sophopolis. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Eleutherosophian economy, worth 526 trillion Sophics a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,125 Sophics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surprising numbers of poor people are protesting against taxing the rich, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, and the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eleutherosophia's national animal is the Christmas Cow Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Terravitia and Catholicism.

Eleutherosophia is ranked 32,393rd in the world and 1st in The Islands of the Sun for Highest Drug Use, scoring 99.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Top
1%
Largest Welfare Programs: 1,282ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,875thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,982ndMost Devout: 2,162ndNicest Citizens: 2,181stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,338thTop
5%
Most Pacifist: 2,555thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,612thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,630thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,829thMost Inclusive: 2,874thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,373rdBest Weather: 3,433rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,484thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,911thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,055thMost Cultured: 4,199thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,646thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,749thMost Developed: 4,995thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,872ndLargest Governments: 5,974thLowest Crime Rates: 6,012thHealthiest Citizens: 6,021stSafest: 6,200thSmartest Citizens: 6,347thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,420thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,407thTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 14,216thMost Efficient Economies: 15,400thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,539thMost Politically Free: 17,855thHighest Average Incomes: 18,084thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,190thMost Income Equality: 23,788th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eleutherosophia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Eleutherosophia, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Eleutherosophia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Eleutherosophia, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • : Following new legislation in Eleutherosophia, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling.
  • : Following new legislation in Eleutherosophia, surprising numbers of poor people are protesting against taxing the rich.
  • : Following new legislation in Eleutherosophia, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Eleutherosophia, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Eleutherosophia, jollity-related fatalities are on the increase.
  • : Eleutherosophia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Death Penalty Ban".

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