The Republic of Elfilin is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 197 million Elfilish enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 53.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Elfilish economy, worth 10.8 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,035 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, and extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Elfilin is often a lifetime appointment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elfilin's national animal is the Chinchilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Elfilin is ranked 201,291^st in the world and 973^rd in Europe for Most Extreme, scoring 15.06 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.