Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise
Location: Daybreak
Population | 8.832 billion |
Capital | Glendale |
Leader | Eli Cardashyan |
Faith | A Romantic Attraction to A Mannequin |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Ghoulie |
The Bootleg Empire of Eli Cardashyan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Eli Cardashyan with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, disturbing lack of elderly people, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.832 billion Cardashyans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glendale. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Cardasyans economy, worth a remarkable 1,608 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 182,081 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.
Kids only know what plants are because they've seen them on the television, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, and official medical guidelines insist that childbirth is 'almost totally painless'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eli Cardashyan's national animal is the Ghoulie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is A Romantic Attraction to A Mannequin.
Eli Cardashyan is ranked 51,158th in the world and 5th in Daybreak for Most Stationary, with 879.46806214008 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Eli Cardashyan, official medical guidelines insist that childbirth is 'almost totally painless'.
- : Following new legislation in Eli Cardashyan, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction.
- : Following new legislation in Eli Cardashyan, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need.
- : Following new legislation in Eli Cardashyan, kids only know what plants are because they've seen them on the television.
- : Following new legislation in Eli Cardashyan, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
- : Eli Cardashyan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector and the Top 5% for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Following new legislation in Eli Cardashyan, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
- : Following new legislation in Eli Cardashyan, governments opposing Eli Cardashyan are beset by rebels.
- : Following new legislation in Eli Cardashyan, artists are pillars of society.
- : Following new legislation in Eli Cardashyan, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors.