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The Whens Z day happening of Elite leomonade

“so hows it going?” Corporal cuba

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Meat

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Elite leomonade

Population806 million

CapitalIt is I
LeaderCorporal cuba

CurrencyI am going to take your
Animalkidneys

The Whens Z day happening of Elite leomonade is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Corporal cuba with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, strictly enforced bedtime, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 806 million Lemon 42 are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Healthcare, Education, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of It is I. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong lemon 42 economy, worth 62.9 trillion I am going to take yours a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Retail, Gambling, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 78,089 I am going to take yours, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is so apathetic that Lemon 42 can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the lemon 42 military, the nation tends not to learn from its history, and slavery has been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elite leomonade's national animal is the kidneys, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Elite leomonade is ranked 148,473rd in the world and 48th in Meat for Most Pro-Market, scoring -76.22 on the Rand Index.

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Most Primitive: 536thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,103rdTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,767thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,797thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,419thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,961stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,082ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 9,426thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,710thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,935thMost Avoided: 12,715thHighest Drug Use: 12,792ndMost Secular: 15,193rdMost Subsidized Industry: 15,604thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,083rd
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, slavery has been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, the nation tends not to learn from its history.
  • : Elite leomonade lodged a message on the Warzone Australia Regional Message Board.
  • : Elite leomonade lodged a message on the Meat Regional Message Board.
  • : Elite leomonade's influence in Meat rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the lemon 42 military.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, the nation is so apathetic that Lemon 42 can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, religious officials are furious after discovering that things made of stone do not burn well at the stake.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'.

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