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The Icy cold glass of Elite leomonade

“If it passes inspection there's something wrong with it” cordray

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: The Wolf Clan

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Elite leomonade

Population2.821 billion

CapitalSomewhere
Leadercordray
Faiththe handbook

CurrencyPoints
AnimalKedet

The Icy cold glass of Elite leomonade is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by cordray with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, frequent executions, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.821 billion Kedets are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Administration, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Somewhere. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kedet economy, worth 337 trillion Points a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 119,811 Points, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, hazmat suits are a common Kedet garb, diabetics find the contents of their medications hard to stomach, and Jennifer Government is a bestseller. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Elite leomonade's national animal is the Kedet, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the handbook.

Elite leomonade is ranked 4,584th in the world and 4th in The Wolf Clan for Most Secular, with 98.29 Atheism Rate.

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1%
Most Primitive: 185thMost Ignorant Citizens: 313thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 801stLargest Retail Industry: 807thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,042ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,074thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,676thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,040thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,266thMost Avoided: 2,379thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,671stFattest Citizens: 3,718thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,889thLargest Black Market: 4,344thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,523rdMost Secular: 4,584thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,416thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,784thNudest: 7,263rdRudest Citizens: 7,615thMost Armed: 8,961stTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 12,982ndMost Efficient Economies: 16,024thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,912th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Elite leomonade changed its national currency to "Points".
  • : Elite leomonade altered its national flag.
  • : Elite leomonade changed its national faith to "the handbook", its leader to "cordray", and its motto to "If it passes inspection there's something wrong with it".
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, diabetics find the contents of their medications hard to stomach.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, hazmat suits are a common Kedet garb.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in Elite leomonade, a lack of funding for new shows has turned television into 24/7 re-runs.
  • : Elite leomonade lodged a message on the The Wolf Clan Regional Message Board.
  • : Elite leomonade lodged a message on the The Wolf Clan Regional Message Board.

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