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The Slightly Paranoid Glass of Elite leomonade

“We fight for the Truth!” Someone

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Mid Atlantic Quarantine

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Elite leomonade

Population2.381 billion

CapitalSomewhere
LeaderSomeone
FaithMed School

CurrencyBitcoin
AnimalMed Student

The Slightly Paranoid Glass of Elite leomonade is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Someone with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.381 billion Inured citizens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Administration, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Somewhere. The average income tax rate is 74.8%.

The frighteningly efficient A Inured citizen economy, worth 286 trillion Bitcoins a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 120,404 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in, and the new classical revitalization of Somewhere is expected to be completed sometime in the next century. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Elite leomonade's national animal is the Med Student, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Med School.

Elite leomonade is ranked 193,069th in the world and 1st in Mid Atlantic Quarantine for Most Stationary, with 6.20667658328 Days.

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1%
Most Primitive: 216thMost Ignorant Citizens: 345thMost Valuable International Artwork: 795thLargest Retail Industry: 841stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 979thHighest Crime Rates: 1,035thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,888thFattest Citizens: 1,906thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,048thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,063rdTop
5%
Most Avoided: 2,293rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,833rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,984thLargest Black Market: 4,399thMost Secular: 4,676thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,713thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,060thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,440thNudest: 6,737thMost Armed: 8,165thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 15,856thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,698thRudest Citizens: 20,313th

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